Survey of Old....

So if you have been following this blog lately

Which I assume you have been....stalker....

Then you may notice that I have been all about revisiting my Myspace profile.

Well I found this survey that I did FOUR YEARS AGO, which really weirds me out that I can say that, it makes me feel old its strange.

Anywho, I thought it would but fun to re-do this survey five years later and see how much has changed.

And naturally, I am sharing it with you guys.

P.S. The old answers are in black and the new answers are in red.

The Basics and Some Personals Name: Bryant Craig Schultz Still The Same... But no one calls me Bryant. You can call me †Brycrasch Age: 17 21 Shoe Size: 11 10 1/2...I think I had size Identity crisis Height: 6' 4" ummmm Im 6' 2".....so I don't know what that's about either Weight: 151 160 Thank God I've gained a little weight Pants Size: Um 34? 29 waist 34 length Shirt Size: small Medium/Large Innie or Outie? innie Thats still true, if it wasn't I'd be concerned I had a hernia or something. Can you drive? Yes now I can also drive a pargo and a giant traffic cone Touch your nose with your tongue?: I have acheived it but not recently NO! And it still upsets me 4 years later! Can you sing?: I try Whenever Lady Gaga or Meet Me In St. Louis comes on yes Can you sew?: I wish YES! I have a sewing machine and I can kinda use it! Speak another language? Pig Latin I'm now fluent in Smack, Gay, Little Kid and I am workin on Spanish Love Questions Are you in Love? nope No Are you single or taken? single I guess I'm in that awkward in between place currently If single, for how long? Since June...good riddence I dunno, it's been a while. And I don't know who I was so bitter about on this question the first time I answered it. If taken, for how long? Im not. I've been in in-between land for about a month. It's not a bad land though...just a land If taken, by whom? This person I know What do you think about Sporty guys? I think they can be stereotyped but for good reason... Sporty Guys? What are those? Dorky? Quirky maybe... Dorky can be really hot and endearing Popular? They wouldnt know me if they werent.. ;) Well they can't be socially retarded Your Favorites Kind of Food: Sushi, Grilled Cheese, Chinees, Um I really like everything. I am weird and iffy about meat though I love all food really. Avacodos and tomatoes are pretty common place with me lately. I'm still weird about the meat though. Color: Red Still RED Song: Um I love so many songs..I cant choose Right now I love everything on The Fame Monster Band: I dont really appreciate bands...pop singers use tracks ;) I have been pretty into Panic! lately, they're a band Singer: Imogen Heap, Rachel Stevens, Regina Spektor...the list goes on and on Lady Gaga of course CD: I hate CD's..i-Pod all the way. I still don't own CDs Kind of Music: stuff I can sing and dance too....POP...im not ashamed... I LOVE singing along with music so if I can sing to it I'm totally down to have it on my iPhone. I like a lot of music. Animal: I dont really have a favorite...animals bite and destroy things...Friday is cute but posessive and manic depressive... My favorite animal is Evie my baby Yorkie Place to be? Big cities...like New York, LA or DC I love New York, But Disney World is pretty sweet as well. Vacation spot: New York Still true, I also like visiting Utah and Vegas as well Actor: Kevin Spacey Hmm... I can't think of any stand outs lately Actress: Parker Posie, Mena Svuarina, Annete Benning Right now I'm re-obbsessed with Judy Garland Comedian: OMG Ellen all the way I like Ellen still. And the progressive girl. Soap Opera: I'd rather burn in hell...of our lives? I have met all the ABC soap stars but I still don't really like them...the soaps not the stars Day Time Talk Show: Once again ELLEN! Gotta love Oprah and Ellen. Game Show: I used to like So you think you can dance....however it is shit now...Top Model and Project Runway All Around Favorite Show: Um...i like movies... GLEE! Drink: Diet Coke Fresca or Cranberry Juice...I sound like I am in a nursing home. Restaurant: Ra Cafe Tu Tu Tangos Number: 17 Letter: B Word: Ascend I've been using the word absurd a lot as of late...and we are also trying to bring back Forsooth... Your Short Opinion.. George W. Bush: is better than John Kerry and is trying the best he can Wasn't the best was he Rocketing Gas Prices: suck They are kinda consistently expensive now Minimum Wage ($6.75): Is 5.15 in Utah...Suckers Is surprisingly less than I make at Disney which is shocking Drunk Driving: Is retarded Happens more than I thought it did...but it also spawns some pretty funny comercials Legal Driving Age: 16 Thats kind of a fact rather than an opinion Anorexia: Doesn't make sense Also happens more than I thought it did Mary-Kate and Anorexia: was delt with in Utah Is SOOO 4 years ago... Lindsay Lohan (18) and her 23-year-old boyfriend: Leave them alone who gives a damn Broke up so Lindsey could be a big ol' Lesbian. Young Marriages: Never work out... Are a thing of my hometown and thats pretty much it Young Parents: Try really hard but regret alot Are more frequent than young weddings these days Pregnency without a Marriage: is sad when it is an accident refer to question before Telemarketers: are poor people who are trying to survive...but I hate them... Don't bug me cause I don't have a house phone Pop Quizzes: rarley happened in high school Are more likely to happen on sitcoms than real life This Survey: keeps me looking busy at work Is really dated this or that Soda/Punch: Soda Juice...once again Im old Sour/Sweet: sweet Summer/Winter: I hate Winter but I can wear more of my clothes when its cold We don't have seasons in Florida, just hot and less hot. Christmas/Thanksgiving: Ug neither... Christmas!...jeeze Scrooge Easy/Challenging: Ha easy Who would pick challenging? Light/Dark: Dark Ligtht Sun/Moon: moon TV/Movies: MOVIES all the way Out with Friends/Out with Family: My friends are my family Still true...but I don't really go out with anyone. Cat/Dog: Dog Evie Dog! Penguin/Dolphin: I dont like either but I will say Penguin..I had a bad experience with a dolphin...I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE Dolphins are smart and the penguins at Sea World smell TERRIBLE! Book/Magazine; BOOK

Teenage Angst...

This is a picture of me in High School.

Not High School Musical but actual high school.

Today is my off day from work so, naturally, it is my day to catch up on my blogging. So I was surfing the net like a usually do and I thought:

"I haven't been to my myspace in ages. I should go check it out."

My main motivation in signing back into the relic know as my Myspace profile was to read old blog I had written when it was cool to blog (or do anything for that matter) on your Myspace Profile.

I first was distracted by the multitude of pictures on my profile, which I've decided that's the only reason I haven't erased my profile yet, because there are some really sick pictures on there and I am too lazy to save all of them to my computer. Then I turned my attention to the blog area of my profile.

I was very surprised to see that I was a very angsty teenager!

When I think about my teenage years I don't really recall being as emotional and full of inner torment as my blog conveys.

But from the looks of it I was.

It seems that I was really lonely. Which I now that I think of it, I guess I kinda was.

Anywho, I wanted to share a poem that I had written on Friday, March 10, 2006.

Enjoy

This world is scary

I feel it caving in

Hurts and anger solidify

My feelings hide within

My parents are apart

Split among my kin

I want to scream in hatred

My feelings hide within

This is what I'm supposed to think

Other thoughts are sin

I want to shriek and prove them wrong

My feelings hide within

I want to dance, and paint, and sing

Put on a suit and pin

Don't want to be an office boy

My feelings hide within

I want to be different all my life

Be bigger than this bin

Why can't people just be kind?

My feelings hide within

This Day In History...

Ok I will be the first to admit that this month's segment "This Day In History" was a flop. It sounded good at the time but then again so did Monica Lewinsky to Bill. Both were bad and fat ideas. I will, however, be persevering cause I'm not a quitter damnit! I will however tell you that next month's segment is much cooler. Or at least it sounds cooler. But you will have to wait till next month for that. But as for the present it's time.

Today, July 27th, in 1940 Bugs Bunny made his official day debut the animated short "A Wild Hare". This is truly a milestone. I mean Bugs basically served as a pseudo parents for millions of neglected kids. And what would Michael Jordon's acting career had done without Bug's Oscar worth performance in the 1996 smash hit "Space Jam"?

Now here is a video featuring 50 years of Bugs Bunny in three minutes.

Young Hollywood...

I have a question for all you 20-30 somethings out there: Does "Young Hollywood" make anybody else feel extremely unsuccessful? Sure they all have loads of problems ect. blah blah blah, but guess what? I have problems to, and so do you. The only difference is we make maybe a couple thousand dollars a year (maybe) and Miley Cyrus (who is 15 might I add) is worth $18.2 million US dollars.

I have four words to say to that: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? When I was fifteen I never had more than 30 dollars to my name and I thought I was high rolling. What would a fifteen year old even do with $18.2 million dollars? When I saw that fact I thought to myself "If I was fifteen and had that much money what would I do with it?" So here is my list:

1. Pay off all of my teachers so I would get A's in all my classes, even P.E.
2. Speaking of PE, pay the school to put my Jr. High PE teacher in the stocks in the middle of the school so he could feel what public humiliation was like on the receiving end.
   
3. Hire a group of people to caravan me (like they do in stereotyped situations of India) back and forth or wherever I fancy.
4. Set aside a small amount of cash (only about 1.5 mil) for vending machine purposes.
5. Buy a parrot and have it trained by a parrot whisperer to speak to me and only me.
6. Officially change our school mascot (the falcons) to the Canyon View Meerkats.
7. Give a lot of money to the theater dept. so our theater/sets would be awesome. As long as I was assured a major spot in anything that happened in the auditorium. Yes that includes assemblies and band concerts. A small throne on the side of the stage would do, as long as everyone rose when I entered/exited.
   
8. Even though all the shirts look the same, buy every shirt Abercrombie & Fitch has ever made and have all the others destroyed. *note, this is me in eighth grade not now. Sorry Abercrombie, not really a fan anymore
9. Have all classes that I don't appreciate, ie: PE, Math, Wood shop, basically anything but lunch and art, permanently removed, leaving the empty classrooms open for the animals.
10. Make all the empty class rooms into animal enclosures for my viewing pleasure.

So that is basically all I would do. And all that probably would only cost like 3 mil at the most! So that would leave me like....um...12 mil? Maybe outlawing Math wouldn't have made such a difference, obviously it didn't help.

I Blame YOU Little Nemo!

Tonight, as I was cooking some dinner I randomly thought of this movie that I used to watch constantly when I was little. Ya know how little kids get a movie they like then put it on loop for the next five years? That was me. It's called "Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland". Now we didn't actually own this movie but the older woman that lived next to us did. So whenever her grandkids, who were our age, would come over we would go knock on her door and ask if we could watch the Nemo movie. She would bring us into her living room, give us a bag of gingersnaps (which I never really liked but they were free so of course I ate the entire bag), and popped the movie into the VCR.

This happened a lot and I loved it but, as I think back, this movie seriously freaked me out. Even now, looking back on it, I get the heebies. First of all it is an anime, so it is totally not meant for small children. Cartoon doesn't always equal kid friendly. But I don't blame the old woman cause we would ask for it and she liked the company. Anywho. It is about this kid named Nemo, who lives in London with his neglectful parents. Well On night he is in his bed and it takes flight, out his window and into Slumberland. Now I am a little fuzzy on the details but from what I remember is this:

• He arrives at Slumberland and meets the king (I think his name is Morpheus)
• For some reason, they make him the prince of Slumberland (why not?)
  
• They give him a key to the city that opens any door, but of course there is one he is never to open
• I am gonna let you guess what he does now
• During a grand celebration the Nightmare King, that he just released from the door he wasn't suppose to open attacks
  
• He kidnaps the king
• Nemo has a grand battle and saves him
• It was all a dream...or was it?

Now the whole thing is a little one to many magic mushrooms for me but the thing that really freaked me out was the nightmare king himself. Lets see a screen shot:

















Yikes. It's funny to look at what kids watch now as opposed to what we watched growing up. Maybe thats the reason things are so screwed up now. Thanks a lot Little Nemo. The war in Iraq is your fault!