Pole Dancing Role Model...

From the title of this post, you may have thought I was going to talk about MiCy's latest Hoe outing when she pole danced in front of millions of 13 year old girls and horrified parents everywhere..

but I'm not.

Sorry Miley, your day will come.

What I am going to talk about it this:

Ok, so there's this Headline on MSN that reads "Pole Dancing Doll", and I immediately think it is some kind of adult fetish toy that has just been released. Of course I click on it expecting to see Blow Up Sally spinning for your enjoyment...

Oh but no...

It is ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S TOY!

HA!

Oh dear, I dunno if this is real or not but I kinda hope it is.

Here is a picture of her:

Amazing right?

She is almost as bad as the Bratz dolls!

But what is even better are the comments after the news story. Naturally, it is full of petrified parents and disgusted adults showing how they can't believe that they would have such a role model available for their kids (*cough, cough MiCy), but the best comment is the one at the bottom of the screen.

Here is a screen cap.

If it is too small to read I will tell you what is says.

User Jeffhoard says: Perfect Christmas gifts for Daughters everywhere...

YES!

Thanks Jeffhoard.

You made my night.

I Blame Mercury...And Ikea...

So you from the post before this, you know that Mercury is in Retrograde. And I wrote an entire blog about how you shouldn't make any rash decisions or start any new projects during this time period.

Tonight, I foolishly decided to rearrange/clean my room/house.

This was probably the worst I idea I could have had. Why don't I take my own advice?!

Among a slew of other mini disasters, one definitely takes the cake. Here's what happened:

So I decided that the giant, 12 shelf book shelf in our entryway need to be moved to the center of the wall it was against. No one else was available to help me move it over but I figured since it is from Ikea it would be really light because it wasn't real wood. This is the result of me trying to move it by myself:


For anyone who can't tell from the picture the ENTIRE F-ING THING FELL APART! Books everywhere, splintered wood, the whole thing. I was ready to kill those damn Sweads!

So kids remember, don't take on a large project during retrograde.

PS

This took me like an HOUR to post because my computer is running so slow...yet another sign.

Oh Hilary Duff...That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top...

First of all, in reference to the picture to the left HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Secondly, I totally agree with the message of the following video and everything. But I love love love that

A: They chose Hilary Duff to deliver the message
B: The script is hilarious without trying to be.

So enjoy this amazing PSA staring Miss Duff