My Dog Evie got a weave...

She's lookin' rough.

P.S. Dear Random Animal Activist Stranger,

This is not animal abuse. I work at a natural foods store for dogs and Evie is probably the most spoiled dog in the state of Florida. So spare me your hateful comment. Click here to be redirected to a site that cares.

Love,

Today.

We went to the dog park

This is Evie with her boyfriend and soon to be mother in law.

His name is Kalua

And this is Kenneth and his Mom.

Evie loves the Dog Park.

And Kalua loves Evie.

Kenneth just loves his ball.

I tried to get him to dance with me. It wasn't happening.

All in all we had a pretty good day.

Until Evie was a floozy and we had to go

PODs

So my good friend Danny decided that he was going to take one picture of something and post it n his facebook everyday this entire year.

I fancied this idea but I decided to take the Myself In Center Route rather than Facebook.

I will be taking pictures with my iPhone everyday and posting them.

So you will be seeing what I call PODs every day.

POD = Pictures of the Day

The "the" is silent cause POD sounds much cleaner than POTD.

How do you even say that?

So here's how it will go:

The title of the post will be something like: POD January Blah, 2010

Then following that will probably be some adorable picture of my dog and cat, much like this one:

My good friend B. Wolf the Black says that the reason I am single is cause I stay at home taking pictures of my cat all day....

He's probably right....

But look at him! He's just so handsome!

My Dog Is A Pokemon...

So ferocious!

SO I dunno if you guys know this but Evie is named after a Pokemon.

See below:

Mine is cuter.

TERRARIUMS!

So if you saw this post you know that I am in love with Terrariums and that I really wanted to make one. 

So I did cause I do what I want!

I wanted to tell you all the story of making my own terrarium through dance but my video camera broke so I will tell it with pictures instead:

Here is Erin with all of our supplies

I then made my own potting soil complete with packaging...

We decided to get cacti...mine is named Sheila

Erin's is Mort

More plants

The Finished Product!

Here is mine... Buddha moved in

Close up... He looked so happy I couldn't kick him out

Erin's Terrarium's Headshot

So in the end it was a success... except for the fact that we made them too big and now the lids don't fit...

We will find another use for them I'm sure...

I have a social dilema...

That picture has absolutely nothing to do with the following post. I just like it.

Would it be tactful to ask people to follow my blog publicly? I realize that it is purely superficial and ego driven...

But I like this pictures on the side.

So please excuse the social taboo and follow my blog

now?

P.S.

My dog is cuter than yours :)

Happy:

Birthday to Evie!

She is now one year old!

(or seven in dog years but who actually counts dog years?)

She expects presents and birthday wishes...

xo?


in other news:

LVD: Evie is a THIEF!

This is a video from the other night. Now I am not gonna try to deceive you like the government or the Survivor producers do, I'm gonna tell you straight up this is a reenactment. It did and does happen on a continuous basis however, but the second the camera turns on, little miss Evie decides she doesn't wanna perform. But after some gentle persuasion, she cooperated. So here it is. A lesson that you cannot eat and play with the dog at the same time.

*note: I realize that this isn't that funny but it's all I got. Beggers can't be complainers or however that saying goes.

Extreme Makeover Evie Edition

The Extreme Makeover team finally got a hold of Evie and she finally got a haircut! She is no longer a mangy beast!

Before:



















After!
















* I kept that gay bow in her hair for effect. It was removed immediately afterwards.

Evie...

So I think that my post about my baby was for some reason deleted so I am going to post a similar one right now.

So I am a father, to the cutest creature to ever roam this here earth. She is a little four-pound yorkie and she is precious. Her name is Princess Evie Gizmo Houdini Chewbacca Schultz. Lemme explain in list form, Cause you know I love a good list:

• Princess: Obvious reasons
• Evie: I have always liked the name and it just kinda fit her personality
• Gizmo: Becuase of her giant ears she looks like Gizmo from the movie Gremlins
• Houdini: This dog can literally escape from any containment contraption I can think up
  
• Chewbacca: She wooks wike a wittle version of Chewbacca
• Schultz: So she can carry on the family name...and if she gets married she will hyphenate her last name.
  

I would go on and on about her endearing personality or how her silvery coat shimmers in the summer sun but I think that the following pictures will do her better justice:

This is Evie flying:




















Oh like father like daughter.

























She's had a long day