Arg!

Isn't that a cute pirate picture?

Anywho.

I recently found my cousin's blog randomly (thanks for not telling me about it Lindsey!) and through her blog I found another blog called Red Pirates.

It's not very developed but there is one little gem hiding in there.

It is a video on how to speak like a pirate.

It is BRILLIANT and I had to show it to you.

Enjoy.

Pole Dancing Role Model...

From the title of this post, you may have thought I was going to talk about MiCy's latest Hoe outing when she pole danced in front of millions of 13 year old girls and horrified parents everywhere..

but I'm not.

Sorry Miley, your day will come.

What I am going to talk about it this:

Ok, so there's this Headline on MSN that reads "Pole Dancing Doll", and I immediately think it is some kind of adult fetish toy that has just been released. Of course I click on it expecting to see Blow Up Sally spinning for your enjoyment...

Oh but no...

It is ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S TOY!

HA!

Oh dear, I dunno if this is real or not but I kinda hope it is.

Here is a picture of her:

Amazing right?

She is almost as bad as the Bratz dolls!

But what is even better are the comments after the news story. Naturally, it is full of petrified parents and disgusted adults showing how they can't believe that they would have such a role model available for their kids (*cough, cough MiCy), but the best comment is the one at the bottom of the screen.

Here is a screen cap.

If it is too small to read I will tell you what is says.

User Jeffhoard says: Perfect Christmas gifts for Daughters everywhere...

YES!

Thanks Jeffhoard.

You made my night.

Oh the news...

So today as I was perusing the different news websites I realized that other countries don't really play around with their news like we do.

Here are some screen shots from MSN and BBC.

See if you can notice the difference in the top headlines:

Here is BBC:

Iraq?! Earthquakes?! Boys?!

shocking.

Now here is MSN:

Pole Dancing Doll? Really?

I kinda see why people view Americans as Red-neck, sex crazed, right-winged, T.V. Junkies.

I mean, look at the top five "Hot Topics".

Geez America.

P.S. The Pole Dancing Doll sparked my fancy.

Surprised?

But....OMG guys it's ridiculous.

I will post about it soon.

Happy:

September!

Now that I am an adult and September doesn't mean I have to go back to endure the endless, tragic cycle that is elementary school I actually enjoy the month.

Reasons I like September as an adult:

1. It cools down a little which means I will only be dancing in the sahara instead of the surface of the sun.
2. September is just one month away from my favorite month October!
3. Fall is fun.

And thats all I have.

But I still enjoy it.

Anywho, for the month of September I decided to make Myself in Center ANIMATED!

Hence all the cartoons, paint strokes and color everywhere.

I like it, it brings some character to the place.

All the art, including the awesome king at the first of this post is from Printstock, an awesome artist I found online. I love it, I hope you do to.

Now for this post I want to know:

Why do you like or dislike the month of September?

Leave your answer as a comment on this post.

I want more interaction between myself (brycrasch) and you (the loyal reader).

I am starting to feel like I am writing to a brick wall.

Show me it isn't true.

xoxo?

P.S. I moved the pictures on the left closer to the middle of the page so those who don't have big screens can still see them!